Banana-Fana Fo-Fanna, Fee-Fi-Mo-Manna 

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Reigning UFC welterweight champion Kamaru Usman, just like the rest of us, thinks it’s absurd to pay $120,000 for a banana stuck to the wall with a piece of duct tape, especially when some jackass can just walk up and eat it for lunch.

That’s really the only time I’ve ever heard “The Nigerian Nightmare” have a legitimate reaction outside of his disdain for fellow UFC 245 headliner, Colby Covington. They’ll collide for Usman’s strap this Sat. night (Dec. 14, 2019) inside T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Until then, we have the latest episode of “Embedded” to hold us over (via YouTube).

On Episode 3 of UFC 245 Embedded, welterweight champion Kamaru Usman has harsh words for both modern art and his opponent, Colby Covington, who experiences Vegas with a mall massage. Featherweight title challenger Alexander Volkanovski and champion Max Holloway cross paths at fight week checkin. Double champ Amanda Nunes and fiancé Nina Ansaroff get festive for a holiday photo. UFC 245 Embedded is an all-access, behind-the-scenes video blog leading up to the three title fights taking place Saturday December 14. Order the Pay-Per-View at ESPNPlus.com/PPV.

If you missed Episodes 1 & 2 of UFC 245 “Embedded” click here and here.

MMAmania.com will deliver LIVE round-by-round, blow-by-blow coverage of the entire UFC 245 fight card this weekend RIGHT HERE, starting with the Fight Pass/ESPN+ “Prelims” matches online, which are scheduled to begin at 6:15 p.m. ET, then the remaining undercard balance on ESPN 2 at 8 p.m. ET, before the PPV main card start time at 10 p.m. ET on ESPN+.

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