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Conor McGregor is running for President.

Fed up with the “charlatans” in charge of his native Ireland, the former UFC two-division champion plans to enter the political arena in 2025 to shake up the establishment — or dissolve it completely — and give the power back to the working man (and woman).

“As President I hold the power to summon the Dáil as well as dissolve it,” McGregor wrote on social media. “So as I said before, I would have all the answers the people of Ireland seek from these thieves of the working man, these disrupters of the family unit, these destructors of small businesses, and on and on and on!”

That would likely bring an end to his oft-delayed UFC comeback.

“These charlatans in their positions of power would be summoned to answer to the people of Ireland and I would have it done by day end,” McGregor continued. “Or I would be left with no choice but to dissolve the Dáil entirely. Stop the train until. The people of Ireland deserve the answers they seek. Point blank. This would be my power as President. I know very well. Ireland needs an active President employed wholly by the people of Ireland. It is me. I am the only logical choice. 2025 is upcoming…”

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