USADA Trois?

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It’s customary to side with UFC fighters when USADA reps coming barging into their lives at all hours of the day, but I think in this case I’m probably going to have more empathy for the drug testers who paid a visit to lightweight veteran Yancy Medeiros.

Like Billy Joe Shaver said, if the trailer’s rockin’ don’t come knockin’.

“Having sex in my living room and USADA comes pounding on my door at 8pm,” Medeiros wrote on Twitter. “Best part, him trying to be all professional as I look him in the face, knowing this fool heard everything going down. Face with tears of joy, been tested pre and post competition, but ‘during’ is a first.”

His sample probably looked like a Frosted Lemonade from Chick-Fil-A.

Medeiros (15-7, 1 NC) should spend more time pounding the pads considering he’s dropped three in a row. “The Kid,” who may also want to update his nickname after turning 33 back in September, was last seen dropping a decision to Lando Vannata at UFC Rio Rancho.