Midnight Mania! Dana: Khabib OFF UFC 249, Full Card To Be Revealed Tomorrow

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Welcome to Midnight Mania!

The dream is over.

As recently as yesterday, hope was (barely) alive. Khabib Nurmagomedov came out with a comment about finishing up his training and still being ready to fight if the details could be figured out for UFC 249, which is now just 11 days away. However, when a fake Ariel Helwani Twitter account baited a response from Dana White, revealing that Nurmagomedov would not be competing against Tony Ferguson … or at all.

The fake Ariel HelVani account tweeted, “#BREAKING: Dana White and Vladimir Putin have reached an agreement on travel arrangements for UFC Lightweight Champion Khabib Nurmagomedov to come to the United States. He will fight Tony Ferguson. It’s happening folks. #UFC249 will go on as scheduled April 18.”

Almost immediately, White replied to deny the news, “Absolutely NOT true!!! The card is happening but @TeamKhabib is out. I will announce the entire card tomorrow.”

Barring divine intervention, this appears to be the official and painful end to the weeks of drama regarding whether or not Tony vs. Khabib will happen. It is nice to finally know the outcome, even if it’s a disastrous one. Personally, I hope UFC takes Nurmagomedov’s suggestion to re-book the fight for August rather than force Ferguson to face another short-notice opponent or interim title fight. There are plenty of other fights champing at the bit to save the event and compete — Usman vs. Masvidal anyone? — but this fight is worth saving.

Sixth time’s the charm?

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Wild exchanges and lunging kicks:

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Sleep well Maniacs! More martial arts madness is always on the way.