Armed Mitchell Recruiting For Next Revolution

Bryce Mitchell is preparing for the next 1776.

The UFC featherweight received a box full of ammunition for Christmas and promptly called for his fellow “patriots” to rise up in the face of U.S. “tyranny.” Hopefully his movement fails because I don’t want the new government teaching kids about flat earth.

“My amazing wife got me the one thing I wanted for Christmas: 400 rounds of 30-06,” Mitchell wrote on Instagram. “I’m not braggin. I’m lettin all my allies know we r prepared to fite and die for our freedom! itd b my greatest honor to die next to yall patriots, fitin this tyranny. the system is rigged. im prepared physically mentally and spiritually for 1776 to commence again!! And I kno there are millions of yall, we will have to stand together to fite this evil. Who will fite with me!? who else has NO fear!?”

Not surprisingly, Mitchell was skewered by UFC fans in the comment section of his post.

“Look at the hate in these comments,” Mitchell continued. “That’s the hate that destroys a nation. if we would love eachother and worship God we would b strong again. but these comments will do nuthin wen the war starts. these comments will only make my aim more steady, and my will stronger.”

Also Bryce Mitchell:

Maybe he was singing those George Michael lyrics?

Mitchell, 29, is coming off a brutal knockout loss to Josh Emmett at UFC 296 earlier this month in Las Vegas. The former “Ultimate Fighter” is currently ranked No. 10 at 145 pounds and will likely make his Octagon return in early 2024.

Assuming he doesn’t overthrow the government between now and then.